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Nobody likes me. I'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny. Now smile you fucking douche.

DAY 6:
Fav. ROCK TYPE Pokemon
KABUTOPS!
This pokemon is so fucking baddass. so much cooler than omanyte/star. what the fuck is that shit a sea snail?

DAY 5:
Fav. GROUND TYPE Pokemon
CUBONE!
How can you not love cubone. I remember playing pokemon stadium on 64 and using cubone every single time. ground attacks were so OP back then.

DAY 4:
Fav. POISON TYPE Pokemon
KOFFING!
I actually hated him back in the day but ive grown to like him.

DAY 3:
Fav. FLYING TYPE Pokemon
ARTICUNO!
I’ve always loved Articuno and it was always part of my final 6.

DAY 2:
Fav. FIGHTING TYPE Pokemon
Hitmonchan.
Apparently he is the evolved form of some other pokemon i’ve never heard of. Also they refer to Hitmonchan as a HE but I always thought it was a girl with the purple skirt and all.

DAY 1:
Fav. NORMAL TYPE Pokemon
PORYGON!
Total badass! I remember buying one of these bad boys from some building in Cerulian i think where all the gambling was. Apparently he can evolve now but whatever. Original 151 pokemon for me. 151 yea?

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